Saffie's World

Speaking in tongues From Usksider ^Pro in Usksider's Photo Blog (13 hours old)

The really scary bit about monsters. I have always dreamed in my sleep... that is I can recall some dreams right back to my childhood. Some of my dreams have been happy dreams and others nothing sh… more

The "Cowell Plot" thickens... From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (16 hours old)

Now, I should point out that I found this on the Metro website so I can't vouch for it's accuracy. Quite possibly it has no accuracy whatsoever. Interesting if it's true though... http://www.metro.… more

"I never allow myself to look tired..." From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (18 hours old)

That skin cream advert with Matthew McConnagay in it is a hoot. It's clearly been done in the time-honoured tradition of shaving adverts dating back to the Seventies. "Grr! Manly! Yes it is! Honest! B… more

Monsters Inc From Usksider ^Pro in Usksider's Photo Blog (19 hours old)

I have something to say about scary monsters today, but first I want to just lighten my mood a little with this... Mount Kong Handsome chap isn't he? :)) … more

X Factor is getting crappier every week From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (1 day old)

You could argue that it serves me right for watching it but hey, I like trash tv sometimes and X Factor is surely the best in that category. I love the pompousness of it, and the fact that those invol… more

Something for the Weekend No 116 - the answer From Usksider ^Pro in A Little Something For The Weekend? (2 days old)

Good afternoon teaser fans, Usky here with this week's winner's details and answer. :) Yesterday morning I showed you this and asked you to identify As usual I was hopelessly wrong... I thought … more

Naptime was successful!! From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (2 days old)

Thanks for your comments - and yes, I did manage to have a nap, for like 45 minutes! Tremendous! I had to go and wake Logan up for his tea, he was spark out. (Yes, he is napping as I type this!!… more

Lounge Lizard From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (2 days old)

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The first acorn of common sense From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (2 days old)

UK councils please take note. FRANKFORT, Ky. A spokeswoman for Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear says he's calling the tree on the Capitol's front lawn a "Christmas" tree this holiday season. A… more

Lumpy Sunday From Usksider ^Pro in Usksider's Photo Blog (2 days old)

What is it about Sunday morning that brings out the slob in me? I've no idea... but I have to admit I always seem less active on a Sunday than any other day... I know, I know, that's not saying much..… more

Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (3 days old)

A man died today after becoming trapped under a large wicker basket containing a smoked ham, a jar of pickled onions, some cheddar, water biscuits and a bottle of champagne. Police said that their … more

Who needs therepy? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (3 days old)

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Louis Walsh From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (3 days old)

When will this man get a reality check, smell the coffee and realise that he is either tone death, or the biggest bullshitter in the world.... Louis the louse should bow out of this competition at … more

Please Please Please From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (3 days old)

Will someone out there please put John and Edward out of their misery (and mine)....… more

Guess the odd one out: From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (3 days old)

Lord Stevenson, former chairman, HBOS Bank Andy Hornby, former CEO, HBOS Bank Sir Fred Goodwin, former CEO, RBS Bank Sir Tom McKillup, former chairman, RBS Bank John McFall MP, chairman, Treasury … more

The problem with e-bay From prydwen in Grin and bear it (3 days old)

It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and it found over 15,000 matches.… more

Saturday Meme From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (3 days old)

1. With Friday the 13th on the horizon, do you have any superstitions? I will not walk under ladders and hate seeing a single magpie. 2. Have you any phobias? Still have a fear of heights. 3. … more

Further up the path From Usksider ^Pro in Usksider's Photo Blog (3 days old)

Progressing along the mountain path... Up To The Rocky Crop… more

Over the pass From Usksider ^Pro in Usksider's Photo Blog (3 days old)

I promised to share some more images from the hilltops last week and haven't come up with the goods yet... so now I'm going to put that to rights :yes: Hill Pass… more

Vatican Humour From Usksider ^Pro in Usksider's Photo Blog (3 days old)

After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb. 'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says … more

Something for the Weekend No 116 From Usksider ^Pro in A Little Something For The Weekend? (3 days old)

Hello teaser fans... Usky's weekend teaser has finally returned :wave: This week, to keep you entertained for a moment or two, I offer you this Little Something for the Weekend But can you tell… more

Quote of the night From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (4 days old)

If you got to swim in shit, keep your chin up.… more

Instant Viagra From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (4 days old)

'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.. … more

More dadness From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (4 days old)

OK, so I've started working part-time this week so I can spend more time looking after Logan. It's brilliant, and I love it, but where the hell does this kid get all that energy from?? He's only 11 mo… more

As promised yesterday - The Wild & Windy Moors From Usksider ^Pro in Usksider's Photo Blog (5 days old)

Or... The Darkest Hour Is Just Before Dawn Or maybe just... The Welshman who went up a mountain and came down a little humbled and more right in the head Well okay I suppose you've guessed… more

Windy Kate... From Usksider ^Pro in Usksider's Photo Blog (6 days old)

Anyone here remember Kate Bush's wild and windy moors ? Drop in tomorrow to catch a look at Usky's view of Heathcliffe's domain... ;)… more

Hello BCUK, how is everyone? From Usksider ^Pro in Usksider's Photo Blog (6 days old)

Hello all... just a note to say I'm still alive and well(?) and have been missing you guys... your positive thoughts and messages have been a real help to me recently and I thank you all sincerely... … more

A sorry waste of a vast quantity of alcohol From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (7 days old)

I assume his P45 is in the post... http://uk.video.yahoo.com/watch/6338139/16440695 8|… more

Map reading, a dying art From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (9 days old)

Anybody out there think that Sat Navs are the worst techology ever? Having to listen to inane interjections from some plumy voice, that seems to sound smug when you miss the turning, must add to in… more

Whatever happened to Ladybird Books? From prydwen in Good Old Days (9 days old)

"The highlight of my childhood? It's the Ladybird Book of Motorcars from 1963, and as you would imagine it's full of rubbish really. Just endless boring grey shapes, until you get to page 40, where yo… more